City Slickers Mugs

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

The big apple.

20-second Parking Meter.

'Sure I'd like to have everything but where would I put it?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"It's great to see things getting back to normal… new yorkers suing new yorkers."

"Oh yes, I'm a firm believer in shopping local."

"Uh-oh. Not a good start to the holiday shopping season."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

'Honey, I think we've wandered into a bad neighborhood. I'm pretty sure those are blood oranges.'

Downsizing...

Wingtips - this is a white collar gang.

"That pigeon's at it again."

Citi Pants

"Then again, if we don't move to New York, will we ever be taken seriously as bagels?"

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

See Manhattan . . . By Car!

Classifieds

"I love a man with street smarts."

A burial service being held on the sidewalk in a city.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

City Boy.

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

The Streets - Night

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

City Windfarms.

Corporate Whore.