City Slickers And Cow Lovers T-Shirts

'Go get them, girl!'

Freshest ice cream in town!

Cow Blue Arrows

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

Boomerang cow.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

Rapunzcow

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Farmer Christmas.

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"What do cows do in their spare time?"

"Look, honey. Tiny bales of hay."

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Cow Pilot.

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

'I'm just here on a lay-over.'

They soon changed their name..

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

Madison Avenue and Maple Street

Cow outboard engine

'I need you to cheer up the investors.'

"That pigeon's at it again."

Methane Emissions

"I was raised in New York and Nancy is from L.A., but we're bringing up the children bicoastal."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Grass: We lost some good men today!

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!