Urban relocation
City Slicker Moving To The Countryside Pillows
Add a cozy touch with a pillow that captures the spirit of a city slicker embracing the countryside—great for new home decor or relaxing afternoons.
"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'
City Boy.
"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"
The Streets - Night
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
Walkers
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
City Windfarms.
'I remember when all this was fields.'
Corporate Whore.
Thumbing a Lift.
"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."
"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."
"This city is becoming unlivable."
Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.
Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.
"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."
That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!
"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"
Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.
"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"
Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions
"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"
Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'
"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."
Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!
"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."
"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."
'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'
City Slicker Moving To The Countryside Pillows Collection
City Slicker Moving To The Countryside Mugs
Explore our fun and inspiring mugs designed for city slickers making their countryside move—perfect for morning coffee reflections.
City Slicker Moving To The Countryside Prints
Decorate their rural haven with inspiring prints that celebrate the unique journey from city hustle to countryside tranquility.
City Slicker Moving To The Countryside T-Shirts
Check out our collection of witty t-shirts for those embracing rural life with a city spirit—ideal for outdoor days or casual outings.