"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."
City Slicker In The Countryside Prints
Decorate their new country space with art prints that humorously highlight the city slicker’s transition and love for rural life in a stylish, creative way.
"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."
Large Dollar Sign Office Block
'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'
'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'
City Boy.
"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"
The Streets - Night
"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."
"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"
"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."
"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."
City Windfarms.
'I remember when all this was fields.'
Corporate Whore.
"Look, Martha—you contribute, I contribute, we all contribute to the pulse of the city."
"This city is becoming unlivable."
Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.
Thumbing a Lift.
Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.
"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."
"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"
Man who has hailed a taxi finds the driver is a crash test dummy.
Motorway Madness And Urban Roadrage Directions
Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'
"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."
Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!
"Please forgive us for being so late- we had parking issues."
"Brian's been pursuing a successful career in the City for 25 years..."
'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'
"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"
'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'
Madison Avenue and Maple Street
"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."
'Corporate Sydney'
City Slicker In The Countryside Prints Collection
City Slicker In The Countryside Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the city slicker embracing rural life—whimsical, witty, and perfect for coffee break conversations.
City Slicker In The Countryside Pillows
Discover pillows that bring a humorous, creative touch to the country life of the city lover, making their space uniquely theirs.
City Slicker In The Countryside T-Shirts
Check out our selection of t-shirts that celebrate the countryside spirit of the city slicker, blending humor and style in every design.