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The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Pigeon Little

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Some day, son, all this will be yours. ... Actually, you know what? You can have it now."

King Kongs first christmas

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

Push for Disco...

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

ThrEschers.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Sister Cities

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Authentic Street Cuisine of New York City

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

"I know. I miss him, too."