City Regulation Rebels Pillows

"We understand you have chickens on the premises...in clear violation of city code 558932."

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'The government is keen not to interfere with private enterprise.'

"We'll always hate Paris."

The New Square Mile Regulator.

"If they de-regulate this place, we wouldn't have to do all those boring scientific tests."

Upload Filter

'The bottom line: do we wait for the government to approve it as an antibiotic, or do we go ahead right now and sell it as a furniture polish?'

Net Neutrality

'Legislature' doctor scratching his head over a syringe marked 'Free market Principles' with those marked 'Regulations' in the bin

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"So it's agreed then. From now on we're to do our hourse trading in partially smoke-filled rooms."

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

GDPR compliant

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

'Can't you read?'

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

"Due to government legislation, we're not permitted to smoke inside anymore."

"More government regulations, Mr. Maslin?"

'I think you are over-reacting Mr. Brown. You were charged a mandatory basic parking fine. I don't think we need to talk about taking your case to the European Court of Human Rights in Strasbourg.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

Covid Garbage Dump

'Well, that's the last of your citations. See you next year.'

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

Federally Guidelined

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.