City Planning Enthusiast Gifts

L.A. Transfer

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Is Driving Doomed?

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

New York Netherworld

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Monday: Next 7 exits.

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

Third Option

Subway Thrillers

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

Town Planning Department

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

A house being demolished in order to make way for a road widening scheme, with the occupants being evicted.

A series of Exit signs.

urban agriculture

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."