City Planner Dreamer Gifts

"The fireworks money should be spent on something the community wants."

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

Serenading

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

Monday: Next 7 exits.

New York Netherworld

Converted Parking Garage

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

Subway Thrillers

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

urban agriculture

A series of Exit signs.

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar