City Planner Daydreamer T-Shirts

A revised statuary for the city of tomorrow

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Serenading

New York Netherworld

Monday: Next 7 exits.

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Converted Parking Garage

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

Subway Thrillers

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

A series of Exit signs.

urban agriculture

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar