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The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

"Who's got the hammer?"

Quality Control

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"Of course it's a stupid sign, but you wouldn't believe how much money it brings in for city hall!"

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Monday: Next 7 exits.

New York Netherworld

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

SF NO

City Finance Dept: My Way/The Highway

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"Is it me, or are these potholes getting worse?"

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

Welcome to Elmville "Home of the world's biggest pothole." The mayor sure knows how to make the best of a bad situation!

'How would I know if the coast is clear-this is the middle of London!'

Subway Thrillers

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

"Does the No. 1 stop here and does that go to Penn Station and can I get a train there to Philadelphia and then how do I get to Walnut Street?"

'Forget it lads. We've been refused planning permission for this one!'

urban agriculture

A series of Exit signs.

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Future site of Que Sera Sera.

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

Eric Adams Caricature

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

Great wall sprawl.