City Heritage Buff Pillows

"We refuse to change the team's name and betray our city's proud heritage."

Several generations live together in Cuba

"I made you a mixtape."

King Kongs first christmas

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

The Great Drywall of Sheboygan.

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Elephant and Castle

Centerville.

"This exhibit made possible by Ugg and the generous donation of his cave."

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

"I still liked it better when it was the Colosseum."

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

Netsukes of New York.

Established Clothing Stores

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Corruption Contest

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Miracles on 34th Street.

Rule Britannia!

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

Smoking ban in the Indian Camp.

Linda Carter played Wonder Woman on the odl TV show. Her dad was Irish-American and her mom was Mexican-American. Before that, she was Miss World USA. Before that, she was forced by her abuelita to eat beauty and muscle foods like rice and beans."

'You really have little choice in the matter, Son -- you're a Bramwell, and we Bramwells have always been pompous asses.'

'To you, fifty quid - c'mon guv, it's HANDMADE!'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

This is my Dad --- One of the people I evolved from.