City Dweller With A Twist Mugs

'Bond prices will start falling when interest rate's rise!'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Upper West Side Story

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

New York Scatological Society

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

'Honey, I'm home.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."