City Analyst Pillows

'Yes...our chief analyst is recommending further investments in the new year.'

'Stock Market re-entry now safe. . . City analysts say.'

Our city analyst is forecasting inflation is on the way back and his fee proves it.

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Love linked

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

ThrEschers.

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

Mary Tyler Moore: Spot the Difference

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

Sister Cities

1989 Map Of Sorghum Corners, Ohio

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

Stork and baby discover scarecrows

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

How About Serving Us For a Change

SF NO

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Hoxton map.

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"You've got to be kidding. I finally start getting the hang of those traffic circles, and now this!"

'As you can see global climate change has encouraged some species to adapt to new environments.'