Citizenship Prints

Immigration Integration Evening - 'We're hoping to meet some east European builders.'

"Right, you've got 17 pints of lager and 30 minutes...get going."

"I used to be 'Unemployed Larry." But no more! Now I am 'Citizen Larry,' and over the next few months I will seek the bright light and open spaces of this beautiful country and ask for the wise counsel of its people."

"I don't need to learn about ethics. I'm going to be a lawyer."

Citizenship test no 17, 'the t-shirt over head'.

'A Caesarian? - But I want my son to be a natural-born citizen!'

"C'mon - jump - but have your photo ID ready."

"Did you bring our birth certificates, photo ID, passport and citizen papers?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

Netanyahu versus Gantz

'The man was real nice about it. He gave me my ball back and even said you can expect a nice call from his lawyer.'

"Well, it all depends. Where are these huddled masses coming from?"

Peace in Gaza?

A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.

Latinos in the USA

Half French/half English.

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Benefits of Living Abroad

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

'Show me in the ten commandments where it says anything about speeding!'

American Flag

Statue of liberty holding a lighter

'How would Jesus register?'

Vaccination In Cuba Against Covid

'Britishness Test.'

Santa gets a ticket

"I have to get a new guy. My immigration lawyer failed his citizenship test."

'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'

'Admit it - you've been worried since you were flashed by that speed camera...'

Building Bridges

Unity in America.

World peace day

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