Circus Attendees Prints

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"What's your occupation?"

Balloon dog poos.

"She's all over YouTube."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Lion Tamers School - Lion licking his lips examiner marking a fail

Talking Dog.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'