Circus Attendees Prints

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

Children's Parties

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Balloon dog poos.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

"She's all over YouTube."

"What's your occupation?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Talking Dog.