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"I couldn't find the problem so I've relabelled it instead."

In/Out/These Things Happen.

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Hi, you've reached Susan's desk. I am monotasking right now, so I'll call you back it's the phone's turn again. Beep!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

The coffee's not working.

The Communicator

A child and his dog

Overworked

Business cartoon showing a stressed business woman who has three urgent messages on her office door.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"We'll have to pick this up later. My plane just went down, sharks ate my personal assistant, and apparently I'm winning some kind of surfing competition."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

'Call me back - the old trout's on the other line.'

"Yes dear, I know excessive mobile use is dangerous, that's not why I'm calling."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

'Take a message...'

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"What did I tell you about destroying Mommy's inner balance?"

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

Woman holding two phones together.

'Is the drain still clogged, Henry?'

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Your computer says "work," but your skin says "Facebook."

Multitasking.

"Gotta go."

Man at sports arena sees plane pulling banner that tells him to get back to work.

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'Let me put you on ignore ... I mean hold.'

Yes, I can multi-task.