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"All right, let's do it again. This time, you're good at acting."

Directors Chair and Others.

Martin Scorsese.

"I love my luvvie."

"This is the best part of the movie."

"Money, of course, is a producer's medium."

Mel Gibson

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

Margy knew it was a bad idea to let her father video the wedding.

Sex, lies, leftover tuna casserole, and a videotape

Katharine Hepburn caricature

"I've no idea what's going on."

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

Danai Gurira caricature

'Thumb through this bible - There ought to be ONE more movie in there.'

Two great movies on the screen together! Watch Broke Back King Kong.

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Marilyn's Rushmore

Carole Lombard

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"Well, can you squeeze me into a small part in your next movie, Mr Weinberger?"

"Soon to be a motion picture."

Christopher Nolan caricature

Gene Tierney caricature

Screenwriters, Inc. Send this revised script to Rupert Murdoch! Right! I'll fax the fix to Fox!

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"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

"These two gentlemen want to turn that note you passed in homeroom into a movie."

"That thing you just said – I'd like to option it for a movie."

Jay McInerney

On the set with Errol Morris

"That film we were keen on two years ago is coming out."

Michael Moore.

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !