Cinema Tripper Mugs

"Do you need to have seen the first two thousand and forty eight?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Bloody hell!"

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"The Eggsorcist"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Ignore it! It's just some of the local kids trying to get in for free.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Tom Hanks

Star Wars Audience

"It's about time."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Hooray for Bollywood!

I watched an erotic thriller last night. Have you heard of the film 'Field of Dreams'?

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

Cinéma Vérité

Cinemuck

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

'I know it's hard to believe. But biological speaking, they're our closest relatives.'