Cinema Studies Pillows

"Well, can you squeeze me into a small part in your next movie, Mr Weinberger?"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Herman Mankiewicz

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Horror movies

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'There's nothing on.'

"Bloody hell!"

Reese Witherspoon

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Sign in book shop window: 'Critics agree the book is much better than the movie.'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

What's an Imax cave?

"Housekeeping?!"

"The Eggsorcist"

Applause

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a buoy..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"Hugh fans!"