Cinema Snob Mugs

'Yeah, my home theater even has spilled drinks and popcorn on the floor.'

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'

"I can't decide if that was bad in a good way, good in a good way, good in a bad way, or bad in a bad way."

"YouTube's one thing, but cats will never make it on the big screen."

The movie is so bad the server recommends ventilation.

'Oh man, every time.'

"You wouldn't have liked the end - they lived happily ever after."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Director/Action Man toy.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Albert & Myra - The End Story

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

Silence of the Chickens...

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

What's an Imax cave?

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"