Cinema Dreamer Prints

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Movie Angel

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'I feel I have a great director's commentary in me.'

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"When they make a movie of my life, I can't decide if I want it in anime or CGI."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Reese Witherspoon

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Canadian film production

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

The Life and Times of Miley Cyrus

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'