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"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Zombie standup

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Bloody hell!"

"The Eggsorcist"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Steve McQueen

"And the letterbox version, how does that make you feel."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

Canadian film production

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Moby Dick

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

'Have you been waiting long?'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

DVD extras - the making of the boxed set.

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"