
David Petraeus
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David Petraeus
"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."
'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'
'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'
"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."
'I've decided to step down as your CEO in order to spend more time in jail...'
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
"I'll have the Investigator's Special."
BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."
"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."
CIA report
'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'
"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"
Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.
"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."
"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."
Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.
'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'
"Check the setting. I'm sure the CIA isn't hacking into our appliances just to burn your toast."
Lady Justice and Confidential Files
"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."
Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.
Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.
'Don't laugh Ms. Newborn, but I want you to proof this for 'accuracy'.'
"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"
'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'
'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'
Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated
'Tell your boss we represent an independent watchdog committee.'
CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'
Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'
AI Safety Officer
Panama Papers Scandal
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