'We made it! We're on the most wanted list!'
Cia Analyst Prints
Decorate their space with an art print that nods to their secretive skills. A clever, stylish way to honor their profession without giving away the details.
The Likeable Torturer
Not-So-Secret Memos
CIA. No, Ernie, "Classified Ads" in the paper does not mean somebody has leaked again.
The aerial photo analyst wasn't sure how to categorize this anomaly.
John Brennan
'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."
"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."
"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."
'Human Error .. Yet Again.'
Great Chinese Dynasties
Foreign Markets with Big Barriers
UK/US Free Trade Deal
"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"
"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."
'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'
Light Bulb Moment
"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."
The Life of Pi
"National security adviser"
"Morning, all!"
Lethal Presentation
'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
Time Is Money
A presenter with a very complex chart to explain a business plan - 'And it's as simple as that!'
"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'
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