Church Satire T-Shirts

'Just the one -the Bishop has tagged my collar I'm afraid!'

The ten ammendments

Church restrooms

Finger puppets in church.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Excommunicate Me.

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

"Can we discuss this?"

Religious toilets.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Self raising Lazarus.

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"First, you have to get their attention."

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"Is there anybody there?"

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

Angel learning to fly...

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

"Uh-oh! Here comes trouble!"