Church Satire T-Shirts

'Just the one -the Bishop has tagged my collar I'm afraid!'

The ten ammendments

Finger puppets in church.

"Of course there's an afterlife. It's called 'death'."

Church restrooms

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Church Parking Space Reserved For Sinner Of The Week

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

Holy Roller Church: We accept all denominations, but we are especially fond of $20, $50, $100, & $500...

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Excommunicate Me.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'

Chruch member about preacher: 'Pastor Woodsley has old fashioned power point.'

"Can we discuss this?"

'I hate the new vicar's cheese and wine parties.'

Religious toilets.

"Forgive me Father, I'm about to sin."

Pastor wearing sunglasses against the hymns.

Self raising Lazarus.

'The Bishop called - he'd like to see a copy of that sermon you gave last Sunday.'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"That vicar really knows how to put the fear of god into people."

"First, you have to get their attention."

'Would you like seating in snoring or non-snoring?'

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"Tell me, have you ever been in a church prior to getting married?"

"Actually, Father, it's teddy who has to confess....he was nervous about coming in here alone."

"Say-y-y, this stuff could be made into a terrific mini-series."

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"Is there anybody there?"

Angel learning to fly...