Church Protector Prints

The Conservative Party attempting to save the Church from the Liberals

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

The Golfing Accident

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

The melting polar ice caps

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"They didn’t warn us about this in our training"

You'll get us thrown out of the carrion Union!

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Nun confronts mugger.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

'I'm not scaring the fish - I'm WARNING the fish!'

Conclave.

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

'What did you do in the great whale war, grandad....'

"Looks like he's been salted, Sarge.2

Rain forest ends here.

'Mind if I tag along? My natural habitat no longer exists.'

Urban Expansion