Church Organ Prints

"I miss the days of folk music."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Due to our failure to secure a holiday-relief organisty, the next hymn will also be sung to the tune of Chopsticks.'

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

'I'm falling in love with Eddie... he has the most beautiful biggest organ ever!'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Conclave.

Four Chanting Monks

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

Organ Player

Hallelujah!

Dead Man's Handel

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

Choirboy

"Turn to page 12 for our non-binary singalong."

Johann Sebastian Bach for Music of the Baroque

Vicar

Heavenly voices.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Church Hymn

Camille Saint-Saens

'Page 37 in your hymnals and selection #15 on your iPods.'

"Where there's Bruch, there's mass."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"It's the new church organ."

Bishop looking at 'friends annointed' website.

'What do you mean, you've used up your advance?'

"I haven't seen you in church lately, Mr. Smedly..."

'Ok, Flight of the Bumblebee ... once more with feeling'

'Buy you new equipment? Are you kidding? Our budget is already so tight that we have a kazooist because we can't afford an organ.'