Church Hunter Mugs

You can't miss us!

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Duck Hunt

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Bless me father, for I have sinned...my brother did it.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Early Piety

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So who needs sonar?!'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Priest

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"