Church Hunter Mugs

You can't miss us!

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"It's OK, I'm preordained."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Duck Hunt

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

Early Piety

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'Missed again, eh, Bob? Maybe you should switch to decaf!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"... and what’s even worse – I spilled my beer!"

Pointing.

Geese's Thoughts.

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Priest

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Freshly ground pepper?"