Church Hierarchy Enthusiasts Pillows

"Don't even think about going over my head Brother James."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Back when I was your age the only way to get a promotion was kissing butt."

"The boss can see you now."

"Ms. Ray, you're getting a promotion! You're no longer my Gal Friday. You're now my Gal Saturday."

'Miss Chambers, requisition me some more clout.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

Gates of heaven

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Sorry, Pete, but Bill is now my 'go-to' guy. Until further notice, you're my 'anybody-but' guy."

You are here.

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

The Old Enemies - Catholics and Protestants

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

Pope Francis

Vicar

'So, after much wailing and gnashing of teeth, the financial report is approved.'

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

'As you suspected, Your Grace, these heretics refuse to embrace the principles of equality and diversity.'

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Please follow safe worship practices.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."