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'Wait a minute -- you did all this stuff in a VIDEO GAME?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"Call me 'pops' one more time and I'll lace 'ya one!"

Monk Prompt

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

How's my sermon. . .

'Even More Disciples'

Bishops Snooker

"It would be great if you could turn the smoke machine down a little during worship..."

The Sleeping Congregation.

'The good stuff is here, under the counter.'

The ten ammendments

"The whole neighborhood has an opinion on who the next pope should be."

"...and in conclusion..."

'I noticed you don't sleep during the sermons anymore.'

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

'I really don't need to go to church, Reverend -- I feel guilty enough without it.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

Church restrooms

'Funny in my day they all looked like WInston Churchill.'

Finger puppets in church.

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

Minister Starts at a New Church

Next Sunday - Rap Mass! 'I thought we reached the limit when we had that jazz mass.'

Applause

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

First Church - New Policy: To avoid lawsuits, Rev. Loomis' sermons no longer mention sinners by name.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'Great escapism, Reverend!'

"Wake up! Brother Billy's finished praying."

'I really can't think of a thing to preach about this morning, so I'll take questions from the floor.'

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