Church Bell Lover Prints

"I can't quite remember - Do I ding or dong?"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Hildegard von Bingen

R.C.I.A.

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Vicar

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Pope Francis

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Bell ringer.

Heavenly voices.

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Ding and Dong.

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

Two friars ringing bells

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers

Please follow safe worship practices.

The Church-Going Bell.

Love in Church