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Two friars ringing bells

The Church-Going Bell.

"Remember, it's dong after ding except when it's bling. Then it's bong."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

God is for life not just for Christmas.

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

"Pastor Bob is the leader of the flock, son, not the herd."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Angry vicar wakes up parishioner at the Harvest Festival

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

"If she has the voice of an angel I sure hope the others drown her out."

The worship singer suspects someone doesn't appreciate his talent after finding his mic muted for the 3rd time.

'Our worship space is quite large, Roger, but sanctuary committee will do nicely.'

'Doesn't ring any bells...'

Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Heavenly voices.

'How well you did it will determine whether it's 'as good as done', Father.'

Pope Francis

Vicar

Bell ringer.

"You rang?"

"Although the collection plate appears to be half full, our accountant assures me that it is half empty."

Ding and Dong.

"Oh, hi Pastor, I figured I didn't need to go to church - I ALREADY felt guilty."

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Peter makes another attempt to go to Jesus.

"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish and you will never see him in church on Sunday again."

"Bible studies class? We're still writing it."

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Please follow safe worship practices.

Yeah? Well my father's better at prayers