Chuckleworthy Competitor Mugs

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Danth battle?

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

A Man mixing up his sports.

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

Box of Tissues

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."