Chuckleworthy Competitor Mugs

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

Al's Diner. Special: Spaghetti. All You Can Eat $3.95. Ernie, don't play with your food unless you're sure you can win.

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Danth battle?

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

The Cricketer and the Golfer

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Plane with banner shoots at another.

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

"Of course, you try to raise your kids so they won't need lawyers."

A therapist reads to his patient from a joke book.

'And what can you bring to the party?'

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

Chiropractor jokes.

A Man mixing up his sports.

'Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?'

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can pretend to beat up your dad!'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Box of Tissues

Oh, yeah? Well, my dad can reach a higher plane of consciousness than your dad!

"Better - but it was still too obvious when you went for the pine tar under your hat."

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'