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Man In Desert Hunted By Shark.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Desert Island Mishap

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Fancy a swift half?'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

'...and on that you have my word.'

'It's odd...when I was CEO of Phoenix Industries everybody laughed at my jokes, but since I've been retired, nobody does.'

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

"Oh no, it's the Grim Streaker."

The Big Four debate banking ethics

'I said that I didn't want to be interrupted...'

"Isn't this just a repeat of his 1332 Christmas special."

'He's our Spam expert!'

To the Aquarium

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

'My client pleads not guilty, Your Honor, on the grounds that it's so hard to find decent role models these days.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer health analysis

Book ratings.

'Bless you!'

"Gwen, call the employment agency back, please, we just created our first 3-D employee!"

Geez, Bob, maybe you should see a chiropractor.

'If you insist on laughing please use the humour section.'

J-J-JOE'S B-B-BAR, 'Actually, Joe's done pretty well for a guy with a speech impediment.'

Art Is A Snap When You Know How To Spell