Chuckle Fan Prints

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

'The Saxon King' pub

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

"I wish I could hug you."

'And what can you bring to the party?'

So as you can see, sales were identical in all sectors yet again last year. Peppermint Candies, Inc.

Chiropractor jokes.

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

'Two cavities, that's not so bad. But I only have three teeth'

"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"

'My credit report. Well - they said it's the lowest ever, but on the flip side I'll be in the Guinness World Record book.'

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

"Inside I'm a crying hyena."

"We learned about the 10 commandments, but I bet my parents will add a few of there own!"

"Humor and laughter strengthen your immune system, boost your energy...diminish pain and protect you from the damaging effects of stress!"

Cow meditating says 'Moo.'

'... But I didn't lie to the dating agency, when I told them I had a thick head of hair. '