Chronic Sneezer T-Shirts

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

"Gesundheit!"

'Gesundheit.'

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

I guess that's one way to get the ER renovated.

'Let me guess, you're 'Sneezy'.'

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Gesundheite!'

"Your tests are back. You're allergic to tissues."

"Gesundheit!"

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

Mother Nature's awkward secret: pollen allergies.

'Gesundheit'

Dave could never work out how he lost his nose stud.

'Bless you!'

"Modern art?"

Asthma cats

"Dad's allergies kicked in during out special 'man to man' walk...so I learned all about the birds and the sneeze."

Sneeze

'Achoo! I can't believe I'm allergic to sand. I bet this doesn't end well...'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

Old Men On Rockers Sneeze and Fall Over.

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

Clocks. Why do you want two alarm clocks? Getting up is bad news and I want a second opinion.

"I hate it when they have a day off work: we can't sneak up and nap on the couch..."

Painter.

Nose Spray.

Achooo

Gesundheit! Your allergies to chalk acting up again, Ms. Weatherspoon?

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

Sneeze Police

'Gesundheit.'

An elephant sneezes all over its trainer - 'Gesundheit...!'