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Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'I told my teacher that I won't be returning to school. I'm trying out for a pro basketball team, and her services are no longer required.'

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

"You're going to have to repeat the class for the third time because you miss so much during your Friday strikes...What's going to become of you?"

"Sure, I'll give you a second opinion. I don't think you should stay home from school either."

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

'It's just one thing after another. The minute they let you out of school, the garden starts to produce.'

'I don't need that exercise stuff -- I cross the pain threshold just getting out of bed in the morning.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

"Ya know, no mask or hand sanitizer can spare you from spring fever."

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'I hear you played football instead of going to school.'

Professors Elliot, Lars, and Roth while away the hours till the new semester begins.

'Bed rest and no school for a week. Boy, I like this doctor!'

'The Principal suspended me-- School is the only place in the world where you can get time off for bad behavior.'

'I can't come to school today because I have a barking cough. Wanna hear it?'

Crime Prevention Seminar

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

Reading the signs of change...'Looks like this is the last day of vacation, so tomorrow it's back to school, kids...'

Sailing

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

"Oh boy, one sure way to stop my parents from laughing is to show them my school report..."

"It's a note from my mommy. She says I don't have to attend."