Chronic Overthinker Prints

'I'm going to be a lot more decisive from now on. Well... maybe not a lot more, but at least a little more.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

They hated me.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Try thinking about something else."

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

No Immediate Danger

Cactus seats.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

That party went well.

"The overthinker"

"May I offer a very different scenario?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

"Things are looking up!"

You are much more likely to think outside the box if it is broken.

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"When you're nailing the numbers, they don't ask questions."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Just do the presentation Williams and let the numbers speak for themself.'

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

You have reached the end of your brain...

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I didn't want this book to end, so I stopped reading it midway."

"He's a loose cannon with nothing left to lose, but he's the best damn file clerk I've ever seen."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

Concern Chart

"My problem is I obsess over whether I worry enough."

"You're overthinking this."