Chronic Multitaskers Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their busy life with pillows that celebrate their multitasking prowess. Comfy, amusing, and perfect for unwinding after a hectic day.

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"On/Slightly Off"

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Jack of all trades

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"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

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'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.' mockup

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

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"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?" mockup

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

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"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!" mockup

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

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"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven." mockup

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

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"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?" mockup

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

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"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

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A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities. mockup

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

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"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

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"Drunk, yet orderly"

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Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills mockup

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

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"I had to skip my workout."

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Multi-Tasking

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"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something." mockup

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

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Food deliverer's baby.

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Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water. mockup

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

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"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

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