Chronic Channel Surfer Prints

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

The Apathy TV Channel

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

TV-Man

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

How I met your mother

It's only a remote, dear...if you want better programs you will need a wand.

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

"In da house"

Don't touch that dial! — We're experts, and we know what you should be watching!

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

Remote control wars.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

"We interrupt this rubbish to give you another chance to switch off."

Digital TV presents "It's true there really is a channel for everyone"

"We interrupt C.B.S.'s evening news with a special bulletin from N.B.C.!"

'I hope there's something better on the 'other side'!..'

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

'It creeps me out when he watches the History Channel and takes notes!'

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"How many new sitcoms will it make before they find a decent one?" "About twenty something"

Mind control