Christmas Song Parody Lover T-Shirts

The 12 days of Christmas 2020

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Little Red Riding Carpet

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Planet of the puppies"

Great Poets of Catalogdom

"Let's try it again. Hand over your wallet, and this time, don't try anything funny."

"Would someone dim the lights? I'm about to launch into the paranoid and conspiratorial portion of my report."

"You have reached the Office of Status Quo. Relax. No need to listen carefully. Our menu options never change."

"The first rule of mime club is: You don’t talk about mime club."

How to deliver a baby grand.

Missing Daylight: So dark. So cold.

"See? No socialists."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child

"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."