Christmas Party Planner Mugs

Have your copy taken with Santa

'You forgot to add the nog.'

Fallen Christmas Angel

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

Santa Claus's Mail

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Out To Lurch

Cardiac Recovery.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

We'll have Manhattans...

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'