Christmas Party Goer Mugs

"You guys want a go?"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Cheers

Leo McKern

Christmas sweater alternatives

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"Aperitif?"

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

Down on Bourbon Street...