Christmas Party Goer Mugs

"You guys want a go?"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

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Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"Aperitif?"

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?