Christmas-humbugger Prints

'Mr. Humbug'

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

Christmas tree exchange

"The other reindeer sent me back to the smoking section."

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

Be careful how you unwrap it I think it MIGHT be his stool sample!

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Holiday Overkill.

"I finished my holiday shopping. I'm re-gifting presents I received last year."

Of course, then there was Lester, the brown-nosed reindeer.

"I won't be needing you this year."

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

Where Yule Logs Come From.

'Okay, cough.'

"The fact is Santa, if that's your real name. You were caught inside the house, with a sack full of valuables."

"You know I hate you, right?"

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

"But. . . Don't you want Santa to fill your stocking?"

'Yeah... and I'm the tooth-fairy!'

No Yule Turn.

Holidays are Here, Think!

The Bi-Polar Express.

'Twas the night after Christmas.

'Let me remind you that in our legal system we're nice until proven naughty.'

Mall Directory asks, Where's your Christmas Spirit.

'Frankly I'd expected rather more from interactive television.'

Santa delivering newspapers

'This is the part of the job I hate.'

'Gold!! You bought Gold!! What about our agreed upon gift price limit?'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'