Christmas Fanatic Prints

I should probably stop ordering so many gifts for myself

‘Claus Bros. Roof Repair'

Santa: 'Of course I'm a vampire! How else could I have lived for 300 years?'

Christmas Treats for Cats

'She's the perfect Christmas gift! She walks, talks, eats, wets and can be written off as a dependent on your taxes.'

Easter seems to be getting earlier each year!

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

As cats do, Fluffy had staked out his territory.

'Only 4 minutes to Christmas'

'Well, technically, Eugene, we're not under the mistletoe...'

Dog moves out of the way of Father Christmas.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"I'm almost ready to begin looking at the wish lists."

Elf

The game Rudolph Missed Most.

'Stop with the Ho, Ho, Ho's Mr. Claus! Two million parking tickets in one night is no laughing matter!'

"The boss likes to keep the holiday spirit going all year long."

Father Christmas Loses His Presents

'The Pope christmas message' "Grazie per la cravatta"

House covered in Christmas decorations and lights. Man says: 'There's only one problem ? I can't find the door.'

"I have decided to go on holiday this year and would therefore like to hire one million santas for December 25th."

Santa Claus

"I programmed our smart Christmas tree to throw out boring gifts, like socks, shirts and pants."

"Guess what the elves told me? The North Pole is made out of candy!"

"...It's only 64 more phone charges until Christmas!"

"This toy is so cool, they put it in the centerfold."

Christmas tree restraining order.

"I don't mind decorating with a little snow but some folks just go crazy."

"That does it! California is on the naughty list!"

"After buying phones for my four kids, wife and mother-in-law, I couldn't afford to buy myself one."

Office Christmas decorations

Dog in Christmas outfit with cracker.

Christmas card access

"Room for bigger presents."

"Personally, I'd love to have the next Intergalactic Santa Convention held on my planet, but the earthlings might panic."