Christmas Decoration Fans Mugs

Elfie on the shelf

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"There's gotta be a way to make money off this."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Easter Candy Island.

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Santa's wash day.

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Phil gets a head start on his holiday decorating.

"I hacked into Santa's computer and discovered we're not on his naughty list. I feel we're letting our generation down."

'Happens every year - I can never remember where I put the tree decorations.'

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

Swami Trevor's Brotherhood of Celestial Enlightenment

'No wonder you're more tanned than I am - you are nearer the sun!'

"I love Boxing Day"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Season's Greetings and a Prosperous New Year.

Rudolph's after-Christmas job

Last week, stingy caf

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim.'

"It suddenly occurred to me - what was all this giving, giving, giving all the time?! How about doing some taking for a change?"

"Our lawyers are adept at spotting dodgy clauses.."

It's a girl!

Rudolph's Half Brother - Dumas the Red Assed Reinmule.

"And the boss says to enjoy the fruitcake."

'I'll bet my Dad's pants are bigger than yours.'

"I'm not sure what kind of luck this is."

'I'm glad that's over! After the last six weeks in the store, I'm never gonna have any kids!'

Xmas Chocolates for Mice

Tequila Mocking Bird

Snowman shoots another with a hairdryer.