Christmas Cookie Fiend T-Shirts

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

"Let's just say the chocolate chip cookie diet isn't working."

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Cookie Surveillance

' I let you think it's your ides...then I agree with you.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Roadkill cookies"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

Oreolas

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

'I think we should leave a trail of crumbs so we don't get lost.'

The Cricketer and the Golfer

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."