Christmas Comedy Collector Prints

'HO,HO,HO,WHY ARE YOU AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS??!!'

Frankenstein's snowman.

Occu-Pie Mars

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Banana Split...

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Tourists and their Pets.

Snowmobull

"The Eggsorcist"

E-Baying @ The Moon

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Turtle Hat

Filet minion

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

A trevor of trainspotters

"Yes, if that towel weighs 25 lbs that would explain the reading."

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

"Whose the new guy?"

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

The embarrassment of mistaking a salon for a saloon.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

'ANYTHING to get down the ruddy boozer!'

An Extraordinary Pointer