Christmas Cheerer T-Shirts

"According to the DNA sample sent to 23andMe, you're 51% Scandinavian, 35% German, 14% British, and the father of 1,253 'Little Helpers'."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Ice Skater

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Hmm. The lights are on, but nobody's home..."

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Santa uses his interviewing skills on his second job, too.

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Cat on guitar

Great Moment in North Pole History

Santa Claus delivers the vaccine.

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Are we human or are we Dancer, Prancer, Comet and Vixen