Christmas Cheer Captain Prints

"All I do is give, give, give..."

Good doggie!

'This is my lawyer to eye-witness your promises...'

"Maybe we should skip caroling this one."

"How about a hand here, buddy?"

"I think it's clear what the problem is."

"Do you have plenty of trip insurance?"

Cat on guitar

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."

Santa Dog

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Santa looking at a plate of cookies and a bottle of hand sanitizer

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

A witch flirting with Santa in the air.

A Sweet Christmas Connection

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

"You can't be serious about all these travel expenses in December!"

'Then it's approved. We move from the North Pole at once due to melting of the polar ice caps.'

Then out in the yard, there arose such a grito that I jumped to my feet like a frightened cabrito.

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"I remember when you used to kiss me under the mistletoe."

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

'What do you expect? A red bulb burned out, and you're free till Christmas.'

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."